"I suppose there are people who can pass up free guacamole, but they're either allergic to avocado or too joyless to live."— Frank Bruni

Wednesday, March 28, 2012

answer me this...

Today's List is one of some questions I've had on my mind lately. If you could answer any, that'd be great - thanks!
  1. Why is chocolate milk so bubbly?
  2. Who will win the season opener - the Mariners or my beloved A's? (Go A's!)
  3. Will the affordable health care law be upheld? (I hope so, for everyone's sake.)
  4. How much longer before Zimmerman gets arrested already??
  5. Why aren't more beers available in pony size?
  6. How will I do this coming Sunday?
  7. Why don't people face forward in my building's elevator?
  8. Whose dog keeps taking a shit in the hallway? 
  9. Why do people like to gather in doorways?

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