"I suppose there are people who can pass up free guacamole, but they're either allergic to avocado or too joyless to live."— Frank Bruni

Wednesday, March 07, 2012

voters' guide

List of people who shouldn't vote/be Republican:
  1. If you care about others, especially those who are less fortunate.
  2. If you are a woman.
  3. If you are working, unemployed, struggling, or know someone who is.
  4. If you are sensitive to the fact that the US is interconnected with a global community.
  5. If you rely on publicly-funded programs, have ever utilized a public library, if you went to public school or university, are going to public school or university, or know someone who has or currently is.
  6. If you think college or higher education is important.
  7. If you believe that there should be a separation of church and state.
  8. If you believe that everyone should have a fair chance at getting the health care that they need.
  9. If you work for the American auto industry, or own or cherish an American car (or did in the past).
  10. If you think innocent people dying from gunshot wounds is bad.
  11. If you've ever said "It's such a nice day" and/or have ever enjoyed being outside and/or if you like animals (I think you know where I'm going with this one...).
  12. If you have ever received government aid.

1 comment:

  1. Thank you for the warm welcome to blog world! And I'm mostly in that list.