i (generally) hate you, cyclists

You swarm...like mosquitos. Ding ding with your stupid little bells. "On your left!" startles me. "Passing!" Hurry the hell up then. Hurry up - you're on a friggin bike! Why am I able to run faster than you?? ugh...there goes my peaceful morning run. You want the rights of pedestrians and cars (but will never admit it), thus annoying both. Cars should not have to slow down because you're in the way of traffic. If there's no bike lane, go on the sidewalk. If there is a bike lane, stay in it. Hey Spandex - if you're not in a race (which most of you aren't on most days), why do you wear your team race gear? Who likes wearing that much spandex? And hey hipster - you're IN THE WAY.